I can explain...

I worked an overnight shift from 9pm - 9am one day. I'm a zombie walking through the Panhandle of Golden Gate Park as I'm approaching a stop light. I'm thinking "kill me now or get me in my bed asap" but something catches my eye. What IS that?!

Is that....no...

Yes! IT IS! Of cOURSE it's a double-sided dildo! On top of a crosswalk light.

I had to wait to take these pics because I was part of an awkward-walking-same-speed-next-to-a-stranger couple, and I know she would have found it odd that I was going to take a picture of it and we were stopped at that light. I let her cross and then I backtracked to try to get a good picture since my phone doesn't have zoom. I think she saw it too, but didn't blink an eye...it certainly wasn't surprising to me either but I needed to remember to ponder explanations for this when my mind had more rest. So i photographed the silliness.

I guess I can't just assume two lesbos were going at it (cause 2 gays or 2 straights could be doing the same thing) but I do...so they were going at it in the park...which is pretty impressive that they're sexin' in public with toys..and not just any toy...to my understanding, positioning two people in order to make this toy work is not an easy task. Certainly not discreet. Were they homeless? or just into making sex in public more exciting? i bet they were going at it..and one of the girl's husband/wife drove/walked by and in order to get rid of the evidence, the only thing that could be done was to toss it up into the air and by chance and great aim, it landed perfectly on the crosswalk light...OR one of the ladies/men was 7 feet tall and could reach it easily. That seems to be the only logical explanation. Man...other people's lives are so much more exciting than mine! =(

p.s. if you have another explanation...please holler.